Things I've Said to Jimmy in the Past Few Days

* Don't eat the glue stick!
* Eww, don't drink the paint water!
* Stop shaking the Christmas Tree!
* We don't lick people.
* Leave your diaper on!
* Don't touch the poop!
* How did you get poop on your ankle?
* Don't color on the walls!
* Don't dump the water on the floor!
* Stop eating the butter!
* Leave the dishwasher alone!

And, some of the nicer things.....

* Yes, Jimmy, I love you too.
* Again? Yes, we'll sing your favorite song again.
* More? Yes, you can have more water.
* Santa's pants? Yes, you're wearing Santa's pants.
* Yeah, you did it!
* Me? Yes, you can color with the other kids.