Things I Never Thought I'd Have To Say (To My Kids)
Stop licking your brother/sister
Don't pee in the water bottle
We don't use our teeth in kisses
You're face is in my butt
Take your brother out of the laundry bag
We don't dip our bread in the toilet
Stop hitting the fridge with the hammer
We don't eat diaper cream/foot cream/toothpaste/lotion
Stop touching the poop
We don't eat boogers
Ketchup does not go with pancakes
We don't cut power cords with needle nose pliers
AND, My favorite:
Keep your pee pee in your diaper
Don't pee in the water bottle
We don't use our teeth in kisses
You're face is in my butt
Take your brother out of the laundry bag
We don't dip our bread in the toilet
Stop hitting the fridge with the hammer
We don't eat diaper cream/foot cream/toothpaste/lotion
Stop touching the poop
We don't eat boogers
Ketchup does not go with pancakes
We don't cut power cords with needle nose pliers
AND, My favorite:
Keep your pee pee in your diaper
5 comments:
Hysterical, I shared with the girls a t work! HAAAA
I have to ask, who was peeing in the water bottle?
Joe Joe did that yesterday. And I would have never known either, if he hadn't come to me and said "Mom, I promise I won't pee in the water bottles anymore". Nice, real nice.
So True!
HAHA. That is awesome.
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